Chuck is a really good cyclist. I am a toodler. I have never owned a pair of bike shorts, or a helmet or anything. I briefly owned a 10 speed in high school.
Chuck and his ex-girlfriend Marianne used to have one. She bought it for him as a birthday gift, but when they split up, it mysteriously disappeared from the house. The specially designed roof-rack as well. He was really sad about it, so we saved up and got another one. We still haven't seen Marianne (who is now our next-door neighbor) out riding around with her boyfriend on the other one. Maybe when the weather is warmer.